Ramble Tamble: Silly Movie Titles and their Alternatives

I suggest a few dumber names for movies with already dumb names. The filmmakers must have considered some of these, I think.

Movie Title : GoldenEye

"MunnehPenneh, only my gun needs a silencer, Mrawr"

Alternative titles considered: 

• BrownNose
• GraySkull
• GreenThumb
• PinkLips
• RedNeck

Movie Title: Insidious

May I borrow some SHHHHHUUUUGAAAAA

Alternative Titles considered:

• Really bad
• Kind of evil.
• Sneaky not good stuff
• Sinister (oops, already taken)
• Atrocious (oops, already taken)

Movie Title : The Happening

Alternative titles considered:

• The Eventuality
• The Doing
• The Coinciding
• Somethings going on but we don't know what
• The (insert verb)

Movie Title: V/H/S

What is this vihis? Is it a sex disease?

Alternative Titles considered:

• D/V/D
• B/L/U/ R/a/y
• P/C/s/t/r/e/a/m
• Y/o/u/t/u/b/e
• B/E/T/A/M/A/X

Movie Title: Last House on the Left

Alternative Titles Considered:

• Second to Last house on the Left.
• Large Pink House with circular windows.
• House with no Distinguishing features.
• House at the End of the Street (Oops, already taken)

Movie Title: Tomorrow Never Dies

Alternative Titles Considered:

• Tomorrow Never Lies (almost taken)
• Tomorrow never spies
• Tomorrow never tries
• Tomorrow never Cries
• Tomorrow never Clies (Chinese language dubbed)
• Tomorrow never pies
• Tomorrow never  surprise!

Movie Title: Stop or my mom will shoot

worst buddy cop team ever. 

Alternatives Considered:

• Stop or my mom will patronise you.
• Stop or my mom will bake you cookies
• Stop or my mom will have a hysterectomy
• Stop or my mom will pass away of old age.

Movie title: Half past dead

Originally the plot for "Splice"

Alternatives Considered: 

• Half past retirement
• Half past entertainment
• Half past weight loss plan
• Half past relevant in pop culture

Movie Title: Jumanji

Alternatives Considered:

• Ooga booga
• Ooolooga booolooga
• oooh ooooh oooh aaaah aaaah ahhhh
• AI AIA AIIIIIEEE
• Alllllalalalalalalallllleeeeeeeeee
• Bwana game

Movie Title : Vicky Christina Barcelona

Alternatives Considered: 

• Enrique Otto Madrid
• Vladimir Walter Seville
• Mary Juliette Valencia
• Susan Alberto Granada

Movie Title: Eat Pray Love

Alternatives Considered:

• Shimmy Sidestep Ovulate
• Upchuck Meander Ravish
• Run Forest Run
• Dance Dance Sneeze
• Xylophone Tenacity Awkward.
• Mona Lisa Smile (oops, already taken)

Movie Title : Mystic Pizza

Alternatives Considered: 

• Legendary ham 
• Magical Broccoli
• Super Rhubarb
• Satanic sprout

I don't know why I wrote this. 

Regards

RB