Ramble Tamble: Silly Movie Titles and their Alternatives 2

I suggest a few dumber names for movies with already dumb names. The filmmakers must have considered some of these, I think.

Movie Title : PS I love you.

PS I have crabs

Alternatives:
PS This is SPARRRTAAAAA!

PS I left the stove on

PS Milks off

Movie Title: Midnight Meat Train

You should reconsider you not supporting Manchester United

Alternatives:

Prepackaged Human Snacks: Humans come in Tubes.

How can you be sure the train will always be on time?

Quarter past 10 Death Train.

Movie Title: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

the only thing worth looking at in this, but even then...

Transformers: The Fallen Strikes back

Transformers: Attack of the Fallen.

Transformers: A New Fallen

Transformers: The Fallen Menace

Transformers: Return of the Fallen.

Transformers: The Fellowship of the Fallen

Tansformers: The Two Fallen

Movie Title:Space Cowboys

Where do we get our pajamas?

Alternatives:

Cowboys in Space

Old People Astronauts

How did we get Clint Eastwood and Tommy Lee Jones to do this?

Movie Title: The Serpent and the Rainbow

I had a lot of weed to get rid of before the police showed up. So I burnt it.

Alternatives:

The Earwig and the CirroStratus

The Aardvark and the Low Pressure system

The Manatee and the Ball Lightning

The Water Buffalo and the Aurora Borealis

Movie Title:Mission Impossible

I invented planking

Alternative:

We successfully did four of them and people still believe the title, ha!

Movie Title: Freaky Friday

Lindsay Lohan is still the one who's more wasted in this photo

Alternatives:

Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday

Supernatural Saturday/Sunday

Magic Monday

Tricky Tuesday/Thursday

Walpurgisnacht Wednesday

Movie Title: The Fast and the Furious/2Fast 2Furious etc etc

Yo! You wanna have sex later?

Alternatives:

Twos Furious Threes a Crowd

The Fourst and the Fourstious

The Fivest and the Fivestious

On the Sixth Day of Furious, my true love gave to me.

They really made 7 of these Shitfests?

Movie Title: 300

PS I LOOOOVE YOUUU

Alternatives:

The Matrix: Sparta

Abs, buns and tits

Loud Noises

Not Entirely Historically Accurate

300 Caucasian looking Men beat fuckloads of coloured looking Men.

Movie Title: Avatar

God this film is bullshit

Alternatives:

Space Pocahontas

Your culture is easy

This movie sucks, but it is in 3D

RB