The Leprechaun has a few choice limericks t'share wit ye. Heeee Heeee Heeee!!!!
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| Heeee heeee heeee!!! You fuckers! |
There once was a man from Great Britain
who met a fine lass and was smitten.
But bad burritos he ate
whilst on a lunch date,
and he had to find bushes to shit in.
There was a young
girl from Peru
With sailors she said
she was through.
9 months
thereafter
to the shock of
her father,
she gave birth to
a baby canoe.
There was an old
man from Madrid
A taser in his
pants he hid.
On rides on the
bus
against nuns he
would thrust
they were shocked
to find he had wood.
A tiny old woman
from Japan
Decided to never again wash her hand.
seven months went
past
In her hand
washing fast
It rotted and was
eaten by a toucan.
There once was a
mouse in Bahrain
Who delighted in
feasting on grain
One day the house
cook
placed a trap in
each nook
and the mouse
found a nail through its brain.
There was a young
lad from Beirut
He commanded and girls followed suit
He chose one as
wife
Sent her under
the knife
Her voice can be set to mute.
Add your own if ye be crafty enuf. Heee heee Heee!
The Leprechaun
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