Ramble Tamble: Silly Movie Titles and their Alternatives, the Third.

Silly Title: Eraserhead

Alternatives:

• Felt-tip Pen Head
• Scotch-tape Head
• Mathematical triangle head
• Rubber-band with a little bit of spit head
• Kim Jong-Il head

Me love you long time

Silly Title: 30 Days of Night

Do I have something in my teeth? Aaaaah....

Alternatives:

• 30 Days of Cold to Temperate Conditions. Also Vampires.
• 30 Days of Garlic Producers and Crucifix Makers Union Strike.

Silly Title: Dude, Wheres my Car?

The Racially Sensitive Version

Alternatives:

• Hey Jude, wheres my Beetle.
• Dude, wheres my plot.
• Dude, wheres my acting career in a few years.

Silly Title: Mr Magoriam's Wonder Emporium

Unfortunately my mental health is reaching Al Pacino levels

• Dr Rafeeqs' Fabulous Boutique
• Colonel de Moores' Amazing Department Store
• Sister Margerie's Enchanting Haberdashery

Silly Title: The Talented Mr Ripley

To which we can reply: "Shut Up"

Alternative:

• The Catlike Mr Meow
• The Pitiless Mr T
• The Silly Titled Mr Magoriam

Silly Title: The Gingerdead Man

Gary Busey is... a lunatic

Alternatives:

• The Killsbury Doughboy
• Stoney the Tiger
• The Stabby Pattie
• Snap, Crackle and Pop

Silly Title : Shark Boy and Lava Girl

This is what happens if you let people make bad movies. Robert Rodriguez is responsible for twilight.

Alternatives:

• Porpoise Boy and Magma Girl
• Manatee Boy and Goo Girl
• Clownfish Boy and Thing Girl
• Eel Boy and Wet Girl

Silly Title: Speed 2: Cruise Control

Actual screenshot

• 2 Speed or not 2 Speed
• Speed 2: Wonky GPS
• Speed 2: Willem The Foe

Silly Title: I now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

Alternatives:

• John McGay and Gayton O'Gaysie get hitched
• Homosexual Marriage Loophole
• Husband and Wusband
• Something Borrowed, Something Gay
• Buttyboys, Buttyboys, hahahahaha

Silly Title: I eat your skin

But thats too much cholesterol!

Alternatives:

• I eat your large toenail.
• I eat your nose hairs
• I eat your duodenum
• I eat your carotid artery
• I eat your medulla oblongata

Silly Title: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

Yes, the poster looks like shit in all languages.

Alternatives:

• Spoiler Alert. Jesse James snuffs it.
• The Violent and Voracious murder of Jesse James by the Crooked Cowardly and Cruel Robert Ford.
• So we have eh this guy, and he dies, and this other guy, he eh shoots him or something and I hope, eh,  this will fit on the poster.

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